A lot of women nowadays have their priorities fucked up and go for guys who either look gay, are gay, or they are so twinkified they may as well be made by Hostess.
At least this chick has her priorities straight, and knows that for the fun that really matters, it’s not the head on top of the neck that counts.
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K…first for the fun that this guy has obviously been having he should be willing to pay the price….like Barretta taught us all (except himself) “dont do the crime if you cant do time.” Tho I guess for some people this might just add more fun to the situation as his wife and the other chicks can all go hardcore on him now and let the kinky stuff begin.
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While driving home from work today, all I kept thinking about was wanting to go to bed and just forget this day ever took place (Fuck Mondays); but when I pulled up to my parking spot, I saw the 18 year old in front of my door smiling at me as she held onto a bag of groceries. A smile came over my face, forgetting the long day I just had. How fuckin thoughtful of her—I talked to her during lunch and told her I had a bad day, but I didn’t expect her to rush her ass over to my place to kick it.
After we finish eating, I became Mr. Fuckin Romance and I played some slow jams as I took her to the living room to dance; I could smell her cunt getting wet. After a little slow dance, I lifted her up and wrapped my arms around her legs and lifted her up—taking her straight into the bedroom. I undressed her slowly, staring into her eyes the whole time. I then grabbed a bottle of massage oil and started moving my hands up and down her back with just the right amount of pressure to get her to moan… then it was fuckin on.
After she was all relaxed, I moved beside her and instead of just railing her right then and there, I started kissing her deep and slow. I ran two fingers over her clit and, after, spread her pussy lips with my fingers and drenched them in the wetness of her pussy. I worked my fingers inside her and watched her continuously bite her lower lip; she began to squirm around the bed. I then squeezed the palm of my hand against her clit and my fingers on her g-spot and start rubbing my hand and fingers on them faster and faster, harder and harder. And then I suddenly stopped before she could orgasm…
She then begged me to continue touching her, but I smiled, got up, and headed into the living room. She quickly jumped off of the bed and said, “fuck that—you’re gonna finish what you started” and she ripped off my shirt, pulled down my pants, and jumped on my cock—TrashyToons.com style. The walls of her vise tight cunt gripped my cock with ownership and she dug her nails into my skin, as she used me for my goods. She screamed out, “Oh My God” louder than I’ve ever heard her scream it before, but instead of stopping, she went even faster and faster until she came again. She then wrapped her mouth around my cock and would not stop until I filled her up with “all of my love”.
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Eddy is getting a chance to discover the new republican plan for making sure that America has less AIDs victims and homeless than any other country. That’s right! The employment of HIV+ hookers by the government to give out free fucks (and viruses) to the homeless in return for black market opium in order to deal with their pain while they die. Here’s to another perfect republican presidency in 2008.
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